Cage plays a grandfather who must rescue the child from Bella out of twilights dad, while avoiding William fichtner. He gets Mandy lane to help him (all the boys love her), and sets out to rescue her. The only problem is Satan wasn't happy about him leaving hell without permission and taking the god killer....... Well this has to be one of the most absurd things i've seen at the cinema, and this is the film that death proof and machete should have been. Cage relishes these parts, and he is as crazy as he normally is, the cage you loved in Face/off, Kick-ass, and Leaving las Vegas, not the autopilot one. He drinks beer from skull, gets shot in the eye, and has a gunfight whilst having sex, classic Cage moments. A lot of people will baulk at the idea of this movie, and to be fair, it's a mess, but a damn fine mess, where everyone is having fun and delivering classic lines tongue in cheek. As good as Cage is though, he is burned off the screen by Fichtner and Burke, who have all the best lines and the best scenes. Fichtner campily dancing to K.C. and the sunshine band whilst driving is easily the best thing in the film, and Burke plays one hell of a villain. Surprisingly, it's not as violent as you have heard, but there is plenty of other stuff. The 3D is jaw dropping (in one scene quite literally), and is easily the best since Avatar. it's purely for spectacle and the makers throw everything at you, from coins to body parts. If this film wasn't made in 3D, honestly it would just be an average film. The 3D enhances the narration and story in some way, which other films haven't needed up to now. It will split audiences 50/50, it's that type of movie, you will either love it or hate it, but no one can deny that this will be a cult hit in about ten years. Even though Cage looks like Noel Edmonds in this, he has found a new forte. Trashy movies. With great support and a short running time, this is one of the most fun times you will have at the cinema for a long time to come.

Starring:

Nicolas Cage, Amber Heard and William Fichtner

Genre:

Action, Fantasy, Thriller